When you want a happy ending;
take matters into your own hands. . .
don't leave your grieving loved ones;
to make the final plans. . .

At Sunnyside® Funeral Home;
make a lasting last impression. . .
you'll just rest in peace;
as you receive the best reception;

and we offer a lifetime guarantee. . .

You'll be so beautiful;
as if you were still alive. . .
You'll be so natural;
when you Wake at the Sunnyside®
You'll be so beautiful;

When you want a funeral party;
to be a lifetime celebration. . .
Your mourners will all envy;
your internment or cremation. . .

At Sunnyside® Funeral Home;
if your demise is rather hasty. . .
we'll Go Beyond the Pale©;
so you don't look dull and pasty. . .

And we take major credit cards and cash. . .

You'll be so beautiful;
as if you had never died. . .
You'll be so natural;
when you Wake at the Sunnyside®
You'll be so beautiful;
infused with finest formaldehyde;
You'll be so natural;
when you Wake at the Sunnyside®
You'll be so beautiful;
and you'll be so surprised;
You'll feel so natural;
when you Wake at the Sunnyside®