Ültra​-​Legendary Masters Series Vol. 1: Godz Poodlz

by Godz Poodlz

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released June 19, 2011

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Godz Poodlz Minneapolis

Icon/Rock/Dad Band! Two neighborz and friendz unite to form “Gödz Pöödlz”! Gödz Pöödlz are Rüss Rögers and Rhöd Dürre. (Umlauts optional.)

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Track Name: Wake at the Sunnyside®
When you want a happy ending;
take matters into your own hands. . .
don't leave your grieving loved ones;
to make the final plans. . .

At Sunnyside® Funeral Home;
make a lasting last impression. . .
you'll just rest in peace;
as you receive the best reception;

and we offer a lifetime guarantee. . .

You'll be so beautiful;
as if you were still alive. . .
You'll be so natural;
when you Wake at the Sunnyside®
You'll be so beautiful;

When you want a funeral party;
to be a lifetime celebration. . .
Your mourners will all envy;
your internment or cremation. . .

At Sunnyside® Funeral Home;
if your demise is rather hasty. . .
we'll Go Beyond the Pale©;
so you don't look dull and pasty. . .

And we take major credit cards and cash. . .

You'll be so beautiful;
as if you had never died. . .
You'll be so natural;
when you Wake at the Sunnyside®
You'll be so beautiful;
infused with finest formaldehyde;
You'll be so natural;
when you Wake at the Sunnyside®
You'll be so beautiful;
and you'll be so surprised;
You'll feel so natural;
when you Wake at the Sunnyside®
Track Name: Independence and Freedom for All
(1st Verse)
Seventeen years and they let me go;
they said "money is tight and business is slow"
I gave them my best yet, here I am
Looking for work, what did I expect?
Well, I lost my home and my self-respect
a hollow empty shell, a broken man
well, I got bills and I'm deep in debt
and I ain't got a yacht or a corporate jet
so I'm down to this last desperate plan

Yeah

(chorus)
Been knocked down to the ground
still I ain't staying down
Independence
and Freedom for All
Up against what ain't right
found a new way to fight for
Independence and Freedom for All
Independence and Freedom for All

(2nd Verse)
Not of sound body but of sound mind
Scared of death but not of doing time
and it does no good to just complain
Just an old man but anyway
no one cares for my health if I can't pay
Feel I'm drowning going down the drain
there's a growth on my chest and my back's a wreck
and I can't write the doctor a big fat check
Lord I'd like to to be free from pain
Track Name: It's a Great Day at BigMart® Today! (Explicit)
I wear the suit and I wave hello;
I'm the greeter guy;
Should have retired long ago
I gotta work until I die. . .
I'm Huggs®, the corporate mascot;
Fake fur, a plastic smile;
I've finally lost it;
Clean up in the clearance aisle . . .

Blowout, everything must go!
Discount offer on my soul;
Won't believe the price you'll pay;
Finally mean it when I say,
It's a great day at BigMart® today!

Hard to believe that this is it;
After all these years;
Now I'm busting up this cheap shit;
Made in China, destroyed right here. . .
Business is exploding;
Bic lighters in the check-out lanes;
Rusting and corroding;
Metal tanks filled with propane. . .

Blowout, everything must go!
Discount offer on our soul;
Won't believe the price we'll pay;
Finally mean it when I say,
It's a great day at BigMart® today!

When I was young;
You might call me naive;
But I really believed;
In this place . . .
The wages they paid;
All American made;
But that dream has been replaced. . .

No refunds and there's no returns;
Everything will sell;
Scratch and dent is now slash and burn;
Got sporting goods and shotgun shells. . .
I was enthusiastic;
Acrid smoke pours out the door;
Chemicals and plastic;
Wave goodbye to your fucking Superstore. . .

Blowout, everything must go!
Discount offer on our soul;
Won't believe the price we'll pay;
Finally mean it when I say,
It's a great day at BigMart® today!
It's a great day at BigMart® today!
Track Name: It's a Great Day at BigMart® Today! (Clean)
I wear the suit and I wave hello;
I'm the greeter guy;
Should have retired long ago
I gotta work until I die. . .
I'm Huggs®, the corporate mascot;
Fake fur, a plastic smile;
I've finally lost it;
Clean up in the clearance aisle . . .

Blowout, everything must go!
Discount offer on my soul;
Won't believe the price you'll pay;
Finally mean it when I say,
It's a great day at BigMart® today!

Hard to believe that I've had enough;
After all these years;
Now I'm busting up this cheap stuff;
Made in China, destroyed right here. . .
Business is exploding;
Bic lighters in the check-out lanes;
Rusting and corroding;
Metal tanks filled with propane. . .

Blowout, everything must go!
Discount offer on our soul;
Won't believe the price we'll pay;
Finally mean it when I say,
It's a great day at BigMart® today!

When I was young;
You might call me naive;
But I really believed;
In this place . . .
The wages they paid;
All American made;
But that dream has been replaced. . .

No refunds and there's no returns;
Everything will sell;
Scratch and dent is now slash and burn;
Got sporting goods and shotgun shells. . .
I was enthusiastic;
Acrid smoke pours out the door;
Chemicals and plastic;
Wave goodbye to your Stupid Superstore. . .

Blowout, everything must go!
Discount offer on our soul;
Won't believe the price we'll pay;
Finally mean it when I say,
It's a great day at BigMart® today!
It's a great day at BigMart® today!
Track Name: In the Zone
Slow-Mo, my pulse and my sweat
I'll let go, I'm a furious threat
My focus will not be thrown
I'm in the zone
In the zone

Climbing the stairs, running the halls
Taking the shot, gotta play ball
Everything is spinning
This is our chance, seconds remain
It comes down to this, the fate of the game
Babe, we're already winning

Slow-Mo, my pulse and my sweat
I let go, I'm a furious threat
My focus will not be thrown
In the zone
In the zone

Everything is spinning
This is our chance, passion remains
It comes down to this, the fate of the game
Babe, we're already winning

Slow-Mo, our pulse and our sweat
We'll let go, we're a furious threat
Our focus will not be thrown
In the zone
We're in the zone
In the zone
We're in the zone
Baby, in the zone
We're in the zone
Track Name: Miss Carolina
Miss Carolina, I think that your fine and I
Want to see you in my room every night
There on FOX News with Brit Hume and Steve Doocy
There are so many insights that only you see

Miss Carolina, you're not Miss America (no, no, no, no, no)
And we know the judges made a big mistake
They just couldn't see, past your congeniality
To the intellect you are (You're a STAR!)
Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me (yes, you are)
Miss Carolina you're Miss Information to me

Gretchen Carlson and Sarah Palin
I can't even find them on the map!
There's a New Girl on the News
And all the other Beauty Queen will cry.
(Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi!)

Miss Carolina, you're not Miss America (no, no, no, no)
And we know the judges made a big mistake
They just couldn't see, past your congeniality
To the intellect you are (You're a STAR!)
Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me (yes, you are)
Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me

Miss Carolina, it's not such as China
Like the Irag, they don't got good TV
A US American, Brave, True and Newsy
Smarter by far than Killmeade and Steve Doocy!

Miss Carolina, you're not Miss America (no, no, no, no)
And we know the judges made a big mistake
They just couldn't see, past your congeniality
To the intellect you are (You're a STAR!)
Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me (yes, you are)
Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me
(yes, you are, yes, you are)
Miss Carolina you're Miss Information to me