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Ültra​-​Legendary Masters Series Vol. 1: Godz Poodlz

by Godz Poodlz

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When you want a happy ending; take matters into your own hands. . . don't leave your grieving loved ones; to make the final plans. . . At Sunnyside® Funeral Home; make a lasting last impression. . . you'll just rest in peace; as you receive the best reception; and we offer a lifetime guarantee. . . You'll be so beautiful; as if you were still alive. . . You'll be so natural; when you Wake at the Sunnyside® You'll be so beautiful; When you want a funeral party; to be a lifetime celebration. . . Your mourners will all envy; your internment or cremation. . . At Sunnyside® Funeral Home; if your demise is rather hasty. . . we'll Go Beyond the Pale©; so you don't look dull and pasty. . . And we take major credit cards and cash. . . You'll be so beautiful; as if you had never died. . . You'll be so natural; when you Wake at the Sunnyside® You'll be so beautiful; infused with finest formaldehyde; You'll be so natural; when you Wake at the Sunnyside® You'll be so beautiful; and you'll be so surprised; You'll feel so natural; when you Wake at the Sunnyside®
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(1st Verse) Seventeen years and they let me go; they said "money is tight and business is slow" I gave them my best yet, here I am Looking for work, what did I expect? Well, I lost my home and my self-respect a hollow empty shell, a broken man well, I got bills and I'm deep in debt and I ain't got a yacht or a corporate jet so I'm down to this last desperate plan Yeah (chorus) Been knocked down to the ground still I ain't staying down Independence and Freedom for All Up against what ain't right found a new way to fight for Independence and Freedom for All Independence and Freedom for All (2nd Verse) Not of sound body but of sound mind Scared of death but not of doing time and it does no good to just complain Just an old man but anyway no one cares for my health if I can't pay Feel I'm drowning going down the drain there's a growth on my chest and my back's a wreck and I can't write the doctor a big fat check Lord I'd like to to be free from pain
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I wear the suit and I wave hello; I'm the greeter guy; Should have retired long ago I gotta work until I die. . . I'm Huggs®, the corporate mascot; Fake fur, a plastic smile; I've finally lost it; Clean up in the clearance aisle . . . Blowout, everything must go! Discount offer on my soul; Won't believe the price you'll pay; Finally mean it when I say, It's a great day at BigMart® today! Hard to believe that this is it; After all these years; Now I'm busting up this cheap shit; Made in China, destroyed right here. . . Business is exploding; Bic lighters in the check-out lanes; Rusting and corroding; Metal tanks filled with propane. . . Blowout, everything must go! Discount offer on our soul; Won't believe the price we'll pay; Finally mean it when I say, It's a great day at BigMart® today! When I was young; You might call me naive; But I really believed; In this place . . . The wages they paid; All American made; But that dream has been replaced. . . No refunds and there's no returns; Everything will sell; Scratch and dent is now slash and burn; Got sporting goods and shotgun shells. . . I was enthusiastic; Acrid smoke pours out the door; Chemicals and plastic; Wave goodbye to your fucking Superstore. . . Blowout, everything must go! Discount offer on our soul; Won't believe the price we'll pay; Finally mean it when I say, It's a great day at BigMart® today! It's a great day at BigMart® today!
4.
I wear the suit and I wave hello; I'm the greeter guy; Should have retired long ago I gotta work until I die. . . I'm Huggs®, the corporate mascot; Fake fur, a plastic smile; I've finally lost it; Clean up in the clearance aisle . . . Blowout, everything must go! Discount offer on my soul; Won't believe the price you'll pay; Finally mean it when I say, It's a great day at BigMart® today! Hard to believe that I've had enough; After all these years; Now I'm busting up this cheap stuff; Made in China, destroyed right here. . . Business is exploding; Bic lighters in the check-out lanes; Rusting and corroding; Metal tanks filled with propane. . . Blowout, everything must go! Discount offer on our soul; Won't believe the price we'll pay; Finally mean it when I say, It's a great day at BigMart® today! When I was young; You might call me naive; But I really believed; In this place . . . The wages they paid; All American made; But that dream has been replaced. . . No refunds and there's no returns; Everything will sell; Scratch and dent is now slash and burn; Got sporting goods and shotgun shells. . . I was enthusiastic; Acrid smoke pours out the door; Chemicals and plastic; Wave goodbye to your Stupid Superstore. . . Blowout, everything must go! Discount offer on our soul; Won't believe the price we'll pay; Finally mean it when I say, It's a great day at BigMart® today! It's a great day at BigMart® today!
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In the Zone 03:31
Slow-Mo, my pulse and my sweat I'll let go, I'm a furious threat My focus will not be thrown I'm in the zone In the zone Climbing the stairs, running the halls Taking the shot, gotta play ball Everything is spinning This is our chance, seconds remain It comes down to this, the fate of the game Babe, we're already winning Slow-Mo, my pulse and my sweat I let go, I'm a furious threat My focus will not be thrown In the zone In the zone Everything is spinning This is our chance, passion remains It comes down to this, the fate of the game Babe, we're already winning Slow-Mo, our pulse and our sweat We'll let go, we're a furious threat Our focus will not be thrown In the zone We're in the zone In the zone We're in the zone Baby, in the zone We're in the zone
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Miss Carolina, I think that your fine and I Want to see you in my room every night There on FOX News with Brit Hume and Steve Doocy There are so many insights that only you see Miss Carolina, you're not Miss America (no, no, no, no, no) And we know the judges made a big mistake They just couldn't see, past your congeniality To the intellect you are (You're a STAR!) Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me (yes, you are) Miss Carolina you're Miss Information to me Gretchen Carlson and Sarah Palin I can't even find them on the map! There's a New Girl on the News And all the other Beauty Queen will cry. (Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi!) Miss Carolina, you're not Miss America (no, no, no, no) And we know the judges made a big mistake They just couldn't see, past your congeniality To the intellect you are (You're a STAR!) Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me (yes, you are) Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me Miss Carolina, it's not such as China Like the Irag, they don't got good TV A US American, Brave, True and Newsy Smarter by far than Killmeade and Steve Doocy! Miss Carolina, you're not Miss America (no, no, no, no) And we know the judges made a big mistake They just couldn't see, past your congeniality To the intellect you are (You're a STAR!) Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me (yes, you are) Miss Carolina, you're Miss Information to me (yes, you are, yes, you are) Miss Carolina you're Miss Information to me

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released June 19, 2011

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Godz Poodlz Minneapolis

Icon/Rock/Dad Band! Two neighborz and friendz unite to form “Gödz Pöödlz”! Gödz Pöödlz are Rüss Rögers and Rhöd Dürre. (Umlauts optional.)

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